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Off Topic The morning Kiwi + Wherever, Taff, Wooperts, MRoger, Sans, & Squat too, Thread! V2.0

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    What are we cheering Woops about?
     
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  3. Wooperts_duck

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    Because I won the gold medal at the International Sofa Gymnastics (ISG) championship held in Rochdale yesterday afternoon !!
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    and i got a mention in despatches at the world bedsports championships
     
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    Both worthy winners, Rog <cheers>
     
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    Heard you won gold on the 100m Toilet Flushing event.

    Heard you sh!t it in!

    Way to go Rog.
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

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    well thank you kindly sir, the secret is 3 tins of baked beans before the event then take your turn when your arse is barking like a 2 stroke motorbike :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Rog also won a silver medal in the turd relay event.
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    i try always to finish above a turd place
     
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    Evening greetings everybody
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    Friday greetings to you oh great member with large staff
     
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    Yeah, I've just received a staff discount
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    it wasn't the revs 5 and a half inch special was it
     
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    More like a little tiddler !
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

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    everyone i met said they were hurt by it but it got better when it got to balls deep<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    mind you i thought the choir boys cleaning it by tongue was a bit lifting
     
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  17. Wooperts_duck

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    Afternoon hellos
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    did the rev do a sunday sermon today
     
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    I think he has been on the gin all day....
     
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    Evening greetings
     
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