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The Mike Ashley Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 1, 2016.

  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Well personally I still think he is a ****.

    Fair play though he has put his hand into the pocket he has been filling with ours and the clubs money for years.

    Still can't believe we haven't used some of the 76m plus to get Mbemba a partner and the club a left back who is actually capable of playing in this division. Up front we have plenty of options, but there is no doubt we should be a lot more sure of goals with the money we've spent.

    I am still not convinced Tufty and co know what they are doing either. All that money and we're fighting relegation? That's not bad luck. No Steve, we've not been tremendous at all, we've been gash.
     
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  2. Captainchaos.

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    Huh??????

    Weve got one defender and no strikers that are upto it mate?
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

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    Have you got a glory hole visitation basement?
     
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  4. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    Have you seen Doumbia? or his goal scoring record? I honestly think he is a better option than Loic Remy, His record detroys Remy's Even when Loic was in france he never got that many goals. I think alot of our fans under estimate the signing of doumbia, he is built for the prem and never had a chance at Roma.

    We have two and a half defenders, Janmaat, Mbemba and Colo (when he wants to)
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Yes, are you after an invite?
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

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    Hopefully but in my experience hes destined to fail

    Okay slightky negative 3 okish defenders and a **** strikeforce
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    Show me the front first
     
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  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    It's amazing the number of people that dismiss his record because he played in Switzerland and Russia.
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    Really? Even mitrovic could score in those leagues mate
     
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  10. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    My point being that just because someone scored goals there it doesn't mean that they are crap. Doumbia has the attributes to succeed in the PL.
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    Well i think hes more than likley going to fail but i hope for him and me im wrong
     
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  12. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    We'll wait and see. Hopefully he will have the same impact as Cisse when he first joined.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    images (6).jpg
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Speaking of glory holes, have you seen Unfinished Business with Vince Vaughan and Nick Frost. Pretty poor film all round but there is one scene in Germany when they are at some gay bar with a glory hole section looking for Nick Frost. The kid off Bad Neighbours (Efrons best mate) plays a thick kid in the movie. They are introducing themselves from behind the glory holes and he walks over and shakes a penis like you would a hand. I was pissing myself laughing. It got better though when he slips as he goes to say goodbye and rubs his face down a cock. I was creased up and so was the missus. As I say ****e film, but worth watching for that one scene.
     
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  15. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    Ive seen it, it is funny as fook! I like that kid, Zac Effrons mate, seen him in a few things, 21 jump street probably most notebly
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I've already bought a t shirt proclaiming my love for the fat **** and will prepare an 'Ashley In' banner for the weekend.
    He's a top bloke and doesn't deserve the stick he's had...
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yeah he is good. I'm looking for good movies to watch at moment, as I've some guff of late.
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Mike Ashley to glory holes. Old tuffty will be getting rigid.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I suspect you may have been fooled fella......
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    You should embrace Mike and carry a SD carrier bag around in support... are you not grateful to him?....
     
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