Match Day Thread THE MIGHTY TOON THREAD OF MAN TEARS AND VICTORY. also chelsea.

So what's the solution here?

 

Gin

 

Second half comeback on...


Unfortunately that'll be in the porn I'm watching instead of the football.

 

Ya me favourite spud In the whole world.
I aspire to the levels of wummery you set.
You are the concorde of aviation wummery.
Without equal.

 

Supporting Man City?

 

If we were 3-0 up in a game, can you imagine SJP being like a fcking morgue? It's embarrassing for there "top" (rich) clubs.

 

Another £100 million

 

Sign first team quality players - left back, commanding CB and proven Prem goalscorer... Whoops.

 

Well that went well.......

 

Made In Chelsea fans (and their beleagured husbands/girlfriends) only chat **** during the break.

 

Right... I'm off out. I'm going to watch match of the day certain of a miraculous turnaround. Don't ruin the disappointment for me.

 

I'm looking for positives here. The only one I've come up with is that I'm already halfway through watching this ****!

 

The Lazyboy recliner has been great at his job again
Colo back to being the clown entertainer

Oh positives..... er...... Jamaat hasn't been sent off yet?

 

We clearly should sack everyone and get Pardew back.

It's valentines tomorrow.

I truly hope wor lass will give me a Valentine gobble.

 

He'll say that the scoreline is harsh.

 

I've realised my yellow chinos look horrible.

 

3-25 still on the cards, Get back quickly ...will be first on MotD

 

All true.

 

Concede another 3 in the second half and our defence will officially be as bad as Norwich's and Sunderland.

Concede 4 or more and the stats will match the reality!