The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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So, as the engine of the mighty juggernaut roars into life, and Poch once again puts the pedal to the metal, I am amusing myself at the number of wum ****-ups uttered by Pixie and his 'Pede.

Let's see...
Poch was going to Real, yeah?

Ummm.

Ah, yes... Kane was going to follow him, as was half our team!

Oh, and who can forget the good old "Alderweireld is joining United?"

Hilarious stuff, indeed!

Anyway, after kicking off the new season with a win, let us look forward to the game against Fulham, yeah?

Kiss the badge, lads!

This is where it all starts to goes wrong for the Spuds Hiag.

Deep down I think you know that mate.
 
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So, as the engine of the mighty juggernaut roars into life, and Poch once again puts the pedal to the metal, I am amusing myself at the number of wum ****-ups uttered by Pixie and his 'Pede.

Let's see...
Poch was going to Real, yeah?

Ummm.

Ah, yes... Kane was going to follow him, as was half our team!

Oh, and who can forget the good old "Alderweireld is joining United?"

Hilarious stuff, indeed!

Anyway, after kicking off the new season with a win, let us look forward to the game against Fulham, yeah?

Kiss the badge, lads!

Someone obviously needed to get something off his chest before bed time
 
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So, as the engine of the mighty juggernaut roars into life, and Poch once again puts the pedal to the metal, I am amusing myself at the number of wum ****-ups uttered by Pixie and his 'Pede.

Let's see...
Poch was going to Real, yeah?

Ummm.

Ah, yes... Kane was going to follow him, as was half our team!

Oh, and who can forget the good old "Alderweireld is joining United?"

Hilarious stuff, indeed!

Anyway, after kicking off the new season with a win, let us look forward to the game against Fulham, yeah?

Kiss the badge, lads!

<laugh> **** the bed, what a rant.

The only person who said Toby was going to Utd was @Tel. Thought you were desperate to keep him out of the Pded ?
I just took the piss out of you for denying that you ever said 'there's no way he'll go to Utd'. I never offered an opinion on whether he'd go.

One day, if you try hard enough, you might just understand how this wumming lark works :)
 
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I just took the piss out of you for denying that you ever said 'there's no way he'll go to Utd'.

Yes, you wummed me hard on that statement, Pix.

Tell me, did Alderwiereld go to United?

I'll save you the trouble, mate... No, he didn't.

Sounds like a colossal wum **** up, to me.

...sorry, you were saying something about my not understanding how wumming works?
 
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Yes, you wummed me hard on that statement, Pix.

Tell me, did Alderwiereld go to United?

I'll save you the trouble, mate... No, he didn't.

Sounds like a colossal wum **** up, to me.

...sorry, you were saying something about my not understanding how wumming works?

That's right, you don't. <ok>

I wummed you on your denial that you'd said 'there's no way he'll go to Utd'. You denied it and then demanded that I posted comments and links to where you had said it, so I did.

That's all it took to get you in full meltdown mode. I didn't even need to offer an opinion on where he might go. :)
 
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So Arsenal, who were out of the running for weeks caught us on the line for second. I'd rather have the team that had a chance of first.
It's not about the early sprint with no pressure, it's about the full season and coping with it. You say Arsenal were out of the running for weeks yet they finished higher than you, which team had the chance of first?
 
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It's not about the early sprint with no pressure, it's about the full season and coping with it. You say Arsenal were out of the running for weeks yet they finished higher than you, which team had the chance of first?
Better to have the chance of Gold and get Bronze than settle for Bronze and win Silver. It was Spurs first sniff of a title for years. Not surprising they couldnt keep it up after the chance was gone. Arsenal fell out of the race earlier.