So, as the engine of the mighty juggernaut roars into life, and Poch once again puts the pedal to the metal, I am amusing myself at the number of wum ****-ups uttered by Pixie and his 'Pede.
Let's see...
Poch was going to Real, yeah?
Ummm.
Ah, yes... Kane was going to follow him, as was half our team!
Oh, and who can forget the good old "Alderweireld is joining United?"
Hilarious stuff, indeed!
Anyway, after kicking off the new season with a win, let us look forward to the game against Fulham, yeah?
Kiss the badge, lads!
This is where it all starts to goes wrong for the Spuds Hiag.
Deep down I think you know that mate.

