The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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Hoddle Is A God said:
You'd love that to be true.

Everyone calls you Skiddy. That's the name I gave you.

That shows you the respect and love people have for me.

I'm not saying that those who, like me, rip the absolute piss out of you "hate" you, but they most certainly enjoy ripping the piss.
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I don't hate ginge or rip the piss out of him. Also this ginge pded group seems to be pretty big mate.

You chucked Tel in there at one point!
 
BobbyD said:
I don't hate ginge or rip the piss out of him. Also this ginge pded group seems to be pretty big mate.

You chucked Tel in there at one point!
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...to be included in HIAG's PDED you have to have rag dolled him to the point of incessant rage ... it's the largest and fastest growing group on the forum <laugh>
 
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BobbyD said:
I don't hate ginge or rip the piss out of him. Also this ginge pded group seems to be pretty big mate.

You chucked Tel in there at one point!
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Almost everybody has been in the pded mate. HIAG panicked when he realised that it basically consisted of the whole forum as it exposed just how many people rip the piss out of him. Since then he's trimmed it down to just those who wind him up the most.
 
Spurlock's Bitch said:
Cheers lib its Only a one day thing, I'm being accused of beating someone up on two separate occasions before the police arrested me, both "beatings" consisted of one headbutt and several punches each.
Yet He has zero injuries
Literally zero.

I'm hoping after this is thrown out I can take him to court myself for falsely accusing me but I need to seek advice as I'm not sure what, if anything can be done against him.
I was let go from work because I missed a day in cells and they called my boss up to say I was in there.
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****ing bastards ain't they? <grr>

Like I say all the best fella <ok>
 
BobbyD said:
I don't hate ginge or rip the piss out of him. Also this ginge pded group seems to be pretty big mate.

You chucked Tel in there at one point!
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A point of correction, here, Bobby...

It's Pixie's pede, not Skiddy's.

Skiddy is a brown-nosing ass-licker, just like the rest of them. Skiddy has his nose so far up Pixie's ass that when Pixie coughs, Skiddy sneezes.

In truth, the 'Pede is very small, like its collective brain-functioning power. The core consists of Pixie (the head), Skiddy (the thorax), and Bambi (the abdomen). Stan, at one time, used to hang out at the arsehole, but he seems to have detached himself, of late.

You are correct that, initially, I had @Tel down as part of the 'Pede, but I have since recanted on that opinion. Tel is clearly one of the lads. It's just that, like you, he likes to mix it and play both sides, every now and then. I can respect that.

Anyway, I hope that clarifies the confusion, mate.
 
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FosseFilberto said:
...to be included in HIAG's PDED you have to have rag dolled him to the point of incessant rage ... it's the largest and fastest growing group on the forum <laugh>
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As per usual, Bambs, you are very much mistaken.

To become attached to the Pixie-pede, one has to attach oneself to Pixie's sphincter via one's nose, and keep it there indefinitely, pushing gently forward every so often, as Pixie demands.

You've been doing that for quite some time, mate.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
A point of correction, here, Bobby...

It's Pixie's pede, not Skiddy's.

Skiddy is a brown-nosing ass-licker, just like the rest of them. Skiddy has his nose so far up Pixie's ass that when Pixie coughs, Skiddy sneezes.

In truth, the 'Pede is very small, like its collective brain-functioning power. The core consists of Pixie (the head), Skiddy (the thorax), and Bambi (the abdomen). Stan, at one time, used to hang out at the arsehole, but he seems to have detached himself, of late.

You are correct that, initially, I had @Tel down as part of the 'Pede, but I have since recanted on that opinion. Tel is clearly one of the lads. It's just that, like you, he likes to mix it and play both side, every now and then. I can respect that.

Anyway, I hope that clarifies the confusion, mate.
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So to put it another way, "Bambi" is so far up "Pixie's" arse he can see "Skiddy's" ankles?
 
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The crippling thing is, that Pixie could have been a "lad," but for his overwhelming bitterness and resentment towards Spurs.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
A point of correction, here, Bobby...

It's Pixie's pede, not Skiddy's.

Skiddy is a brown-nosing ass-licker, just like the rest of them. Skiddy has his nose so far up Pixie's ass that when Pixie coughs, Skiddy sneezes.

In truth, the 'Pede is very small, like its collective brain-functioning power. The core consists of Pixie (the head), Skiddy (the thorax), and Bambi (the abdomen). Stan, at one time, used to hang out at the arsehole, but he seems to have detached himself, of late.

You are correct that, initially, I had @Tel down as part of the 'Pede, but I have since recanted on that opinion. Tel is clearly one of the lads. It's just that, like you, he likes to mix it and play both sides, every now and then. I can respect that.

Anyway, I hope that clarifies the confusion, mate.
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I don't take sides mate, everybody is fair game. Some take it better than others but the most important bit is being able to take it back.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
As per usual, Bambs, you are very much mistaken.

To become attached to the Pixie-pede, one has to attach oneself to Pixie's sphincter via one's nose, and keep it there indefinitely, pushing gently forward every so often, as Pixie demands.

You've been doing that for quite some time, mate.
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:emoticon-0113-sleep Quentin
 
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