Bambs may look like Ron Jeremy, but he lacks his fearsome weapon.
I look nowt like Commdom's fixation, Quents ... you on the other hand do have a rather unfortunate whiff of the Glitter man

Bambs may look like Ron Jeremy, but he lacks his fearsome weapon.

Vertoghen will leave only if Poch doesn't want him. Otherwise, he'll be offered a short contract to end his career with us.
As regards Eriksen, I think we're all resigned to him leaving, and hopefully in January, so we can cash in on him. If we can replace him with Dybala, I won't see him leaving as any great loss.
Both Real and United have been sniffing around Poch's arse for the last two seasons and Poch has consistently said he has no interest in leaving.
Kane will be Spurs captain when Lloris finally falls out of favour. He has said that he wants to spend his career at Spurs.
Conclusion - Eriksen is the only one in your wum-post that is likely to match your prediction, and it's hardly a shocker.
You need to try a lot harder.
That you think you can 'cash in' on Eriksen clearly demonstrates your lack of footballing knowledge ... why would any club pay a significant fee in January when they can pick him up for nowt in the summer?
Smell the coffee, Quentin ...
That you think you can 'cash in' on Eriksen clearly demonstrates your lack of footballing knowledge ... why would any club pay a significant fee in January when they can pick him up for nowt in the summer?
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Both Kane and Poch will win something, just not with Spurs.
My view is that this is their last season together at Spurs, Poch looks unhappy and will go first, and then the penny will drop for Kane and he will leave - possibly to where Poch has gone if that’s United
Because if Real don't buy him, United will. And vice versa.
It's called COMPETITION.
What was that you were saying about a lack of footy knowledge, Bambs?
... if I explain slowly Quents ... even if they all want him, they are more likely to wait until he is a free agent in the summer when there is no transfer fee and the 'competition' will be wholly about 'personal terms' ... it's called REALITY ... 
@Spurlock get this written up, Bruv.
G4E says that Poch and Kane will leave Spurs next season. I say they won't. The loser has to shave his head.
Because if Real don't buy him, United will. And vice versa.
It's called COMPETITION.
What was that you were saying about a lack of footy knowledge, Bambs?
How much money do you think you’ll get for Eriksen mate ?
In January?
At least £20m.
Either that or we’ll end up paying him £200k per week on a new contact.
... he's off in the summer mate, for nowt ... with a jaunty fart in Daniel Levy's general direction .... stop flailing, Quents ....
In January?
At least £20m.

As Arsenal have discovered several times, players who run down their contracts are worth nothing. As Arsenal have also found out several times, there is almost nothing the club can do about that, at least in the last two years.That's quite a comedown from the £200m you said he was worth isn't it Kips ?![]()
As Arsenal have discovered several times, players who run down their contracts are worth nothing. As Arsenal have also found out several times, there is almost nothing the club can do about that, at least in the last two years.
Nothing personal like .@Spurlock get this written up, Bruv.
G4E says that Poch and Kane will leave Spurs next season. I say they won't. The loser has to shave his head.
The only way to stop it is to go up to a level where we are a match for Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern Munich in every way. Not sure we will ever achieve that but that is where Levy has always aimed.True.
Good to see it happening to your lot nowNothing personal like .
True.
Good to see it happening to your lot nowNothing personal like .
That's quite a comedown from the £200m you said he was worth isn't it Kips ?![]()
@Spurlock get this written up, Bruv.
G4E says that Poch and Kane will leave Spurs next season. I say they won't. The loser has to shave his head.