The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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We know that you had a choice between us and our rivals, Tottenham. What was it about Arsenal that made you want to come here?
Well, the history, the badge... since I was little, I've been watching Arsenal play in the Champions League and so on, and there are a lot of French players who have come through here. So that really helped me to make my mind up. Daniel Levy contacted my agent, but my agent told me that Spurs were a club who had won no major honours for many many years and had based their only 'success' in recent years on finishing above Arsenal. However when you look at the history of Arsenal you see that they have many titles, cups and trophies. It is clear that Arsenal are a giant club, whilst Spurs to me are a small club with no real glory to speak of.

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More Fake News from Piskie: https://www.arsenal.com/news/history-badge-it-made-my-mind
He likes the badge! <laugh>
 
We know that you had a choice between us and our rivals, Tottenham. What was it about Arsenal that made you want to come here?
Well, the history, the badge... since I was little, I've been watching Arsenal play in the Champions League and so on, and there are a lot of French players who have come through here. So that really helped me to make my mind up. Daniel Levy contacted my agent, but my agent told me that Spurs were a club who had won no major honours for many many years and had based their only 'success' in recent years on finishing above Arsenal. However when you look at the history of Arsenal you see that they have many titles, cups and trophies. It is clear that Arsenal are a giant club, whilst Spurs to me are a small club with no real glory to speak of.

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Manchester United have asked to be kept informed about the future of Tottenham midfielder Christian Eriksen, 27. The Denmark international has a year remaining on his contract and could leave for £70m. (Mail)

Sorry to keep banging on about this, but I have been thinking about it some more.

Who have United asked to keep them informed about Eriksen?

Rupert Murdoch?

Because it sure as fcuk won't be Levy.

That would have been a very brief telephone conversation.

Little Ollie: "Hello, Mr Levy. It's me, again... No! Please don't hang up! All I want is for you to keep me informed about Eriksen, yeah? My mobile number is... Hello?"
 
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Manchester United have asked to be kept informed about the future of Tottenham midfielder Christian Eriksen, 27. The Denmark international has a year remaining on his contract and could leave for £70m. (Mail)

Sorry to keep banging on about this, but I have been thinking about it some more.

Who have United asked to keep them informed about Eriksen?

Rupert Murdoch?

Because it sure as fcuk won't be Levy.

That would have been a very brief telephone conversation.

Little Ollie: "Hello, Mr Levy. It's me, again... No! Please don't hang up! All I want is for you to keep me informed about Eriksen, yeah? My mobile number is... Hello?"
Ole doesn't do negotiations mate, we pay people (a person) for that (probably/definitely the wrong people/person).

Why would you believe a club like United would be interested in Eriksen in the first place?
You (Levy) have been waiting for someone to stump up a bargain basement fee for Toby but nobody was interested, why would think anyone would be interested in Eriksen at an inflated rate <laugh>
 
Ole doesn't do negotiations mate, we pay people (a person) for that (probably/definitely the wrong people/person).

Why would you believe a club like United would be interested in Eriksen in the first place?
You (Levy) have been waiting for someone to stump up a bargain basement fee for Toby but nobody was interested, why would think anyone would be interested in Eriksen at an inflated rate <laugh>

Come on, mate! You must at least have smiled at my bantz?
 
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