The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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How about we stop with the tiresome wummery?

Can’t we all be friends?

It's not wumming when it's true though mate. They did beat you.

The same as it's true that Poch hasn't won any pots. Remember when you tried to say that wasn't true ? <laugh>
 
did you bring me a bottle of vodka back?

No, mate.

Us Spurs “marras” have brought back crabs from them “dorty” Russian “lasses” “y’nar!”

PS: I’m a bit rusty with the Geordie/Mack Lad lingo, but I’m giving it go. You boys respect me for that.
 
It's not wumming when it's true though mate. They did beat you.

The same as it's true that Poch hasn't won any pots. Remember when you tried to say that wasn't true ? <laugh>

We’ve won so much more, though, Pix.

I think that’s Poch’s message.
 
Spurs 1 v 0 the Toon

They tried to park the bus, but Poch's brave lads found a way through.

And it was our Korean ninja who landed the killer slice (with his sword).

Son had earlier raised our traditional "we're coming for you!" battle cry, to much derision from non-believers, so it was fitting that it should be left to him to sweep us into second in the table.

He's a winner who likes to lead by example, see.

Anyway, kiss those badges, lads. You have earned that right.
 
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Spurs 1 v 0 the Toon

They tried to park the bus, but Poch's brave lads found a way through.

And it was our Korean ninja who landed the killer slice (with his sword).

Son had earlier raised our traditional "we're coming for you!" battle cry, to much derision from non-believers, so it was fitting that it should be left to him to sweep us into second in the table.

He's a winner who likes to lead by example, see.

Anyway, kiss those badges, lads. You have earned that right.

I'm just relieved none of your guys tried to break any of our legs for a change. Tottenham deserved the win without doubt and have come through 2 tight games with 6 points - not pretty but done exactly what was required after a tough few results.
 
I'm just relieved none of your guys tried to break any of our legs for a change. Tottenham deserved the win without doubt and have come through 2 tight games with 6 points - not pretty but done exactly what was required after a tough few results.

You gave us a hard time today.

It was never going to be pretty. You came to get a point, or three if you could nick a goal - which you almost did.
 
You gave us a hard time today.

It was never going to be pretty. You came to get a point, or three if you could nick a goal - which you almost did.
Did you watch it?

You must have been confident that you'd get something from it then. Or are you out of dvd's?
 
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Yep. Probably rated No2 in the world right now.

But England won, and deservedly so. ****ing brutal game though!,.
I missed it as i was out freezing my tits of, watching some league 1 game.. But we won.,

Don't mind a good game of rugby sometimes...
 
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Saw the first half. I wanted to see the rugby so I missed a lot of the second half.


Anyway, we stuffed em on their own turf..Ireland 20 England 32

I was also more interested in the rugby. I can't be too bothered about the Newcastle result as the match I as more invested in went my way :)
 
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The clever man?

Depends on how you judge cleverness. In fairness to the guy he knows how to make money and that's all he cares about so it's hard to say he's stupid.

He's a total **** though. Whatever you think of Newcastle or how he runs us surely everyone can see that?
 
Depends on how you judge cleverness. In fairness to the guy he knows how to make money and that's all he cares about so it's hard to say he's stupid.

He's a total **** though. Whatever you think of Newcastle or how he runs us surely everyone can see that?
It's simple mate.

He's a billionaire..You ****s punch horses.

Who's the mug?
 
It's simple mate.

He's a billionaire..You ****s punch horses.

Who's the mug?

I can honestly say I wouldn't trade places with the guy.

Plus, if you weren't meant to punch horses they shouldn't have such punchable faces.