The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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The only way Chelsea would get their hands on Bale is if:-

  • Real Madrid no longer want him; and
  • Spurs no longer want him.

Fact.
 
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I asked Bale about moving to Chelsea...this was his reply

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'only if I want my ring piece to become this big' .
 
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I goes, stop ****ing about Bazza...so what of joining Chelsea, to which he replied:

'I would rather shove my balls up my own arse Spurlock mate, plus them ****ters will be trying to bum me I cant play like this mate'

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sorry lads...ITK says it wont ever happen.
 
I asked Bale about moving to Chelsea...this was his reply

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'only if I want my ring piece to become this big' he replied.
Looks like a heart to me....he's really saying I'd love to join the biggest club in Britain and win the champions league with them.
 
He can play on as long as Zlatan if he likes.

One or two more seasons at Real, leaving Los Blancos aged 34 I reckon


If he keeps fit, yes most probably. But he'll need to adapt his game, Real won't necessarily be able to rely on him to do a lot of the stuff he can do now.

Same with Zlatan, he manages and paces himself very well throughout games.
 
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