Killjoy.
stop driving that ducking ice cream van then or change your tune! Smack my bitch up by the Prodigy ain’t PC mate

Killjoy.

Mackems who use blue font.
....old Gordon Blue Rinse is becoming more famous by the ban.I got stung five times in one go last year by the little bastardsWhere has this thread been all my life and how come it’s suddenly appeared on the nufc section. Anyways I better had contribute.
left handed scissors. Wtf are they.
Wasps. Angry ****ing bastards.
Raheem Sterling’s running technique.

Ouch. Was that from 5 different wasps. I hate the bastards.I got stung five times in one go last year by the little bastards![]()
Gateshead councils traffic management designers….absolute ****ing arse clowns! Can anyone tell me how to get to the metro centre now when you’re coming back over the Tyne Bridge back into Gateshead? **** me, you’re gonna have to stop your car soon, roll a ****ing dice and hope to roll a 9….with 6 being the highest possible number.
Bus lanes
Traffic lights
Roundabouts
And my pet ****ing hate now…roundabouts with ****ing traffic lights on them!
Get ****ed!!
They do that in Oz mate.....it’s ****ing nuts. Go through traffic lights and sit in the left hand lane in a kinda box junction/holding pattern to turn right.Similarly the spastic who designed the new Tyne tunnel on the Jarrow side. You have to be in the right lane to turn left when you're going into Jarrow, it's insane
****ers, a lot of them. Another one this morning acting like a twat 
Can I also add those ****s who ride their bloody electric scooters on the pavement

It’s allowed.....Straight away I thought to myself you mean Trev....![]()

I love driving my high powered BMW like a tw@t, parking it up and then having some fun on an electric scooter whilst completely p!ssed. I then getting my dog to sh!t on public footpaths in the hope some silly f*cker will stand in it.
You should see some of flack I get off folk, it's brilliant.

Thanks a sentance I would never have thought I would hearI drive my BMW quite carefully.