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The Merry Christmas thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Dec 23, 2020.

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  1. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Dec 24, 2020
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Oh by the way lads, today I have one of the following, but which one?; a hangover, manflu or Covid? :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    if its due to too much whiskey or tequila I feel for you

    if its from too many cans, get a ****in' spirit down ye and man up

    will be on the Tequila tonight I think <diva>
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Manflu. I will be fine in an hour.
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    You snowed in this morning? Apparently the North Pole had a slight snowfall which usually means it’s a blizzard out in the boondocks of Consett.
     
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  6. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas you filthy animals. Hope you all have a great day tomorrow!
     
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    QWOP, Dec 24, 2020
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    about an inch tops mate. You’ll get a gauge of that distance next time you go for a piss <badger>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 24, 2020
  8. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    I’m further than that from the ground mate. Thought you were looking sideways last time!!
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Dec 24, 2020
  9. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas buddy. Long May this takeover continue and proceed to fr you truly endings and our discussions are not that we cannot believe we still have cabbage face and we have a team that wants to win!
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Dec 24, 2020
  10. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    We're ****ed mate .. In a right mess, so there's no takeover unless we stay and pif are still interested after arbitration in the summer... The premier league will wait until Feb when we're deep in relegation trouble if they have to say yes... Knowing they'll not bother
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Any talk by Chippy of bogs needs to be massively avoided.
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Have faith mate. Blind but faith.
     
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  13. haslam

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    Lose, Win, Draw, Lose, Win, Draw.
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    <laugh>

    Not a chance but I admire your delusion.
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 24, 2020
  15. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I've basically lost pretty much all hope of the takeover.... It seems like there's a small chance depending on several stats aligning and as an nufc fan you know they won't.
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 24, 2020
  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    Probably all three Dorts...<ok>
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> A 45 minute power walk and a couple of bottles of san miguel and I'm cured <laugh>
     
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  18. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Great minds Dorts, I've just got back from Cambridge and knocked the tops off a few San Miguels. Chilling now with a bottle of red and will very soon be telling the missus what a good husband I am.
    Merry Christmas mate.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 24, 2020
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  19. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Just over 25 hrs and this load of ****e will be over for another 12 months thankfully
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 24, 2020
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nice one Jim, enjoy mate. My missus has relatives in St Neots, I've been a couple of times. Its lovely country there mate.
     
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