Off Topic The Masters

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First man. Only
Think I saw earlier that Matsuyama will only be the third Japanese winner of a major and maybe the first or second Japanese man to do it. Fair play to him, he's been excellent and has dealt with the pressure.
1st man, 3 Japanese players have won PGA tour events and Matsuyama has won 5 of them i believe
 
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Outstanding golfer... I can see those golfers from Japan and Korea dominating soon as they are in the women's game...very talented golfers
 
The old ones are usually the best, and I haven't heard this one for a while <ok>

Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay? What's your name?"

"It's John, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted buggy.

"John," she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles, come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you to get the buggy up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on now" Elizabeth insisted.

She was so very pretty, very sexy and very persuasive, and I was weak. "Well okay" I finally agreed, but thought to myself "my wife won't like it."

After a couple of restorative Glenfiddichs, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know that my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd best go now."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still under the buggy, I guess."
 
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