I used to be neighbours with John Collins' good friend. He told me how it all went wrong at Hivs for Collins because he had the audacity to try and make the Hivs players (Broon, Thommo, O'Conner, ****taker et cetera) more professional, asking them to come in for extra training, cut out the pies and pints. Needless to say, they didn't like that one bit.
That story's been doing the rounds for years. Truth is, he raped Kevin Thomson in the showers and that was why he was always 'injured'. Them's the real reason he lost the dressing room. Fears of anal beasting. Rumours abound that wee Forrest has suffered a similar fate.
I said the same of Mowbray up until the St Mirren game. I think Delia has mirrored Mowbray in many ways since arriving although Mowbray had to deal with Rangers, a fully new squad in January and more honest mistakes than a toddler driving a tank into a china shop It's not Delia that has to go, it's the idea that our financial policy is always right all of the time that has to go.
