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Hoddle is a god
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6 pages talking about another club, c'mon Spurs has your season been that bad?
Not at all.
It's just that your board is pure comedy gold.
"King" Kenny has delivered you your worst league finish since 1953, and yet you Mousers think he can "hold his head high," and that he's got you playing good football. At first, I thought it was all written as a massive joke, but you're serious. It's highly likely that you're going to finish 9th, behind Everton and Fulham, and yet you Mousers still consider yourselves to be United's biggest rivals. It's utterly unbelievable!
It's not that we are obsessed with you, it's that you are so very highly entertaining. 30 million people watched that Xmas Special of Only Fools & Horses, the one where Del & Rodney dress up as Batman and Robin. You wouldn't say that the Nation was obsessed, but simply that we all appreciated spanking good comedy. Well, that's how us normal fans feel about you Mousers.
Thanks for brightening our lives with your delusions. Please, promise me that you will never get real and realise that you are now a small club (admittedly one with a glorious past, from the 70s and 80s).

