No need for that. You might be as dense as a tub of custard but we are all equals here so you dont need to be tugging your forelock.
Seriously? Sandbach services is considered a pretty day out in Cheshire! Stop taking the piss. Besides no pits or smog in Cala Honda.
Yes we could all go live there any time we want, nice for a holiday I'm sure,but you couldn't pay me to live there year round as I don't like hot weather above 70
You see how the Good Lord blessed us, he doesn't always work in mysterious ways, sometimes he makes it bloody obvious what to look at