The #LUFC Breakfast Debate (Tue 19th Feb)

Might have held a mates coat a few times..other than that no idea what goes on in there

The PD was always a good laugh, another visit is probably in order.

 

Go on then, tell all. What was Winstons & The Purple Door? Not more tranny clubs, were they?

 

WBA WIN AT QPR

sorry if it’s been posted

 

Definitely not Tranny clubs, Purple Door had some ****ing cracking poontang there

 

Were ???

Both fine Leeds institutions are alive and well I'm happy to report.

Not sure after your last performance though that the risk of the introduction will be taken....

The bouncers there take no prisoners

 

True story.

My mate used to be shacked up with a bird from there, so my Mrs at the time went in early doors with a couple of cases of bald beaver cream and sold the lot within 5 minutes...

Wasn't allowed the job of administering it unfortunately.

 

I know a lad who was knocking a bird off from Winstons she was ****ing gorgeous the Jammy bastard, (pun intended)
First time I went to the Purple Door my minted mate took me, he'd been taken there by some business associates a few weeks before, I was half pissed and didn't realise where I was until this beautiful bird came up and asked if I wanted a dance, I told her I had two left feet, she ****ing fell about laughing, I felt a right ****
She gave me a right dance though, all at the expense of my mates business expenses