I’ve only been able to attend one away game so far this season and that was West Ham so hopefully I’m a lucky omen Just got my mobile ticket through for Watford. Ordered on some dodgy site for the extortionate sum of £107 including fees and looking at the name on the ticket I’ve got to pretend to be Vanessa Domingo for the day ffs
I was at the match & thought that we did have minutes applause for the lads. We had a minutes applause for something & it was my assumption that it was for the lads, as there was no announcement. During the match we all applauded & turned our back on the pitch for a minute (damn near put my neck out trying to secretly watch the match at the same time without anyone noticing). Can't remember which minute it was, but it was clearly organised & well observed by the fans - indeed, during my sneaky peek, I noticed it was observed all round the ground. Perhaps Mr Hay hadn't emerged from the bar by that time?
Vanessa, is it? Perhaps the Tranny Three could come to your rescue to help you play the part (you do realise though that you'll look like a tart if you listen to them, don't you?).
That's not what their wives say! Wakey is running a project to confirm this. He's helped out a few thousand Wally wives with their 'not hard enough' concerns. Every single one satisfied by the dirty dog!
