Can I be the first to apologise and set the record straight: sheep shagging is a perfectly noble pastime, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with playing in a foreign country’s football league because your own is total crap.
I knew you'd say that. Well considering you said ages ago when we were 12 pts behind them that we were going for 2nd place. It's not over yet.
'Right time' to leave - Warnock Neil Warnock says he's glad to leave Aberdeen on a high after steering them into the semi-finals of the Scottish Cup. "I only came up to help Dave and Alan out and try and steady the ship. Unfortunately we have't got the right results in the league. "They're well on their way to getting a new manager. I've been telling them they have to push forward now. I though it was the right time. "We decided in midweek that today was going to be the day. I'm glad I left on a high because the lads were fantastic today. I was quite proud of them."
A Manchester United supporters' group has questioned how much benefit their members will see from new stadium plans, saying they have been "sidelined" by the club. A taskforce has been set up to explore options for Old Trafford's future. But 'South Stand United' says the plans are at odds with the club's relocation of season ticket holders in the Sir Bobby Charlton stand next season. The group says the club are "alienating" fans. The taskforce, which includes Gary Neville and Lord Coe, will explore the feasibility of building a brand new stadium on the land adjacent to the current plot, as well as the regeneration of the Trafford Wharf area. Sir Jim Ratcliffe, United's co-owner, did not include any club officials on the taskforce as he wanted to underline how the plans are as much about the community as they are the club.