How dare you insult my mate,I'll have you know I heard the snowplough broke down,and OLOF cleared the M1 with a shovel.
No, been waiting for some architraves, skirting and doors to be delivered and the ****ing snowflake ****s had me waiting all ****ing day the bastards and the **** never turned up cos it was ****ing cold and a bit of ****ing slush on the road
It wasn't the truck drivers, good hard working lads that they are, it was the snotty nosed, pimplefaced trainee fork lift drivers not turning in for work, ie millennials, ****s
Yes mate, I see you're coming too, if you don't get sorted with a ticket let me know, I should be able to get you one