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The Londonistan violent crime thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 3, 2018.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    You'd miss the days when all you had to worry about was drunken Jocks/Paddies shouting at you,good times.
     
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  2. GroveRanger

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    They've mostly been chased off by East European gyppos now.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Where the **** do you live? I've lived in London for ages and never seen/been the victim of any crime. You pathetic little ****.
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

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    Not in cloud cuckoo land like you obviously you smelly ****ter.

    London is Knifesville.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    At least you're safe in your care home <hug>
     
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  6. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    Never leaves his bedsit.
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Love Landan Tahn. Going for Paddys day.

    Watp
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

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    There are plenty of ****s living in London, but it's still the greatest city on Earth.
     
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  9. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  10. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  11. Strange Nipples ST

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    Aye, if you're a Russian oligarch or head of a crime dynasty.

    £800pcm to live a broom cupboard? Nah, that's alright, thanks.
     
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  12. Ponders Revisited

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    :bandit:
     
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  13. Strange Nipples ST

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    Sending your kids down to Budgens to steal packets of Hobnobs doesn't make you head of a criminal dynasty I'm afraid.
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    He's graduated from Cardboard City?

    My the smelly **** never ceases to bore.
     
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  15. Strange Nipples ST

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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    Full of backstabbers...... and frontstabbers, sidestabbers, headstabbers and everywhereingeneralstabbers.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ****stabber central.
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

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    All aboard for ****stabber Central. No littering please.
     
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  19. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I love London. We normally head down for a weekend every year in the summer.

    Last year, Julie, Bernadette and I went, (Declan was at Bible class with Fr. McGroin) and had a great time. Don't get me wrong, we spent a few bob but it was worth it iirc.

    When you come from the former stab capital of the Earth, knowing you could get plugged at a moments notice is par for the course.
     
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  20. Tina.

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    <laugh>
     
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