You'd miss the days when all you had to worry about was drunken Jocks/Paddies shouting at you,good times.
Where the **** do you live? I've lived in London for ages and never seen/been the victim of any crime. You pathetic little ****.
Aye, if you're a Russian oligarch or head of a crime dynasty. £800pcm to live a broom cupboard? Nah, that's alright, thanks.
Sending your kids down to Budgens to steal packets of Hobnobs doesn't make you head of a criminal dynasty I'm afraid.
Full of backstabbers...... and frontstabbers, sidestabbers, headstabbers and everywhereingeneralstabbers.
I love London. We normally head down for a weekend every year in the summer. Last year, Julie, Bernadette and I went, (Declan was at Bible class with Fr. McGroin) and had a great time. Don't get me wrong, we spent a few bob but it was worth it iirc. When you come from the former stab capital of the Earth, knowing you could get plugged at a moments notice is par for the course.