The Londonistan violent crime thread

@thefanwithnoname how's your 13 year old cripple rapist cabbage patch kid ?

 

I didn't call his raspberry ripple half Chad *****child a **** because his father is a Pakistani I did it because his unemployed father threatened a proxy rape from him

 

We have stairs bruv

 

Am called to sheriff court. So no chance of a juicy murder case. It'll be some dirt bag doing **** to some other dirt bag.

Have been in court myself for driving 104mph. Got away with a £300 fine and 2 week driving ban (yes, 2 weeks). Best bit was I was going on holiday to Goa for three weeks. By time I got back I had my licence back

 

Yup. Same form me back in March. You don't get away with it twice.

 

So you pulled the disabledisn card you pruddy ****

 

My faithful Kindle reads for me

 

Si's pished drunk

 

Excited about meeting annabel and your daughter's

But has asked you keep that piranha looking motherfucker in a cage whilst he is there. You know the one i thought was your annabel in that pool pic but you informed me your annabel had spawned that monstrosity

 

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/ooooh-youre-still-13thats-sexy-13594510

Be interesting to see what sentence this cùnt is handed

 

Si and Fan going all out to capture the "absolute cùnt" award at the up and coming 606 awards spectacular.

 

Is it sponsored by the Vodka company ?

 

Standard m8

 

Sentence?

Elvis just got the medal of freedom

 

Koka noodles

 

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An "Asian" male perchance?