There was a white ***** rape gang in the news recently so at least we can take comfort in the fact that not ALL ***** rapey bastards are Pakistanis. It's only right that balance is given. The depressing thing is that if I did a nasty bastard rapist thread it would have 50 pages within a week, some of the sick things reported these days would make one hurl. Would hate to have to listen to the evidence on a jury, you'd need PTSD counselling afterwards.
He's a ***** of course, no doubt. Could you imagine sitting on the jury of that boy who raped a 12 day old baby though?
Av been selected jury duty later this month I think if I'm my usual self as a person who hates all people they won't select me and send me home. I'll just answer "guilty" to everything I'm asked.
****, that would be unbearable. When I did jury service at Wood Green crown court, they took us to the "in camera" courtroom where they heard those sort of cases. My thoughts at the time were that I'd go to any lengths to avoid that.
It would be horrendous. I think I would tell the court to **** off am no doin it and take some time in a cell for contempt.
Ever see the episode of "The Simpsons" where Homer is on a jury wearing glasses with eyes painted on? I'm doing that. Sleep all the way thru and then say "Guilty" at the end.
Last time I was called up for jury service I walked into the court and they had the screens set up in front of the witness box. My heart sank. Turns out it just happened to be there and the trial was for some schemie burd who'd assaulted a police officer. Luckily I didn't get called, anyway. But even if you aren't called you're usually put on standby for two or three days in case you get called up for another trial. The one time I did end up on jury service was for an attempted murder trial which lasted three days. Poor **** was found guilty and ended up serving consecutive sentences for the attempted murder, being in possession of an illegal firearm etc. Felt kind of bad for finding him guilty until his lawyer read out all his previous charges which seemed to go on for about 15 minutes! Anyway, you're not supposed to talk about it.
Talking 0f Wood Green the guy that bought the ****sy piece on Poundland wall is painting it white ... Uber pretentiousness...
