everyone who has kids is in the same boat mate. i was always told Christmas is for the kids, new year for the adults. not that i can fecking afford to go out new years day these days
it's just pr bollocks like kevin the ****ing carrot. wtf!! we should hunt down these batards and give them a ruddy slap
Interesting Fact Of The Day: Elf is German for eleven. So it's appropriate after all. Wtf is an elf on a shelf, btw?
Rum is my poison but I wouldn't buy it from Aldi or Lidl as it's all German. I have a bottle of Bumbu and a bottle of Duppy Share already in for Christmas.
I watched about 10 minutes of the first one then switched off - and I've never seen any of the sequels. I never understand why spew and sponk are meant to be funny.