1) whats with the yank layout? 2) did you mean to put "Nov"? It started in October! 3) Christmas is **** no matter when it starts and ends
Single Islay malt, preferably Ardbeg LBV port Maybe Mezcal this year (because of Mexico trip) Perlenbacher Carling
Anyone else got a elf on the shelf for their kids? Looking for realistic and nice (can be naughty within reason) ideas on what to make him do.
the facts are: 1. imo when kids lose the santa thing they still pretend quite a long time cos they believe they get more. 2. Its a different sort of christmas without santa where you can make as much fun out of it. 3. elf on the shelf is a really odd way of torturing a child. you go in when they sleep and move it about and make out they are being spied on. Its actually paranoia inducing. also the first one was really expensive so we didn't do it. The fact is the naughty version is now a couple of quid max and that elf thing is now dead. 4. naughty elf memes and vids are more fun than torturing your kids. please log in to view this image
we have been doing that elf on a shelf bollocks at work. lucky i was off when they got to my department i would have burnt the ****er
I wish I still did and that the ****er brought me presents instead of the fact that we spend so much on the bloody kids that we can't afford presents for each other.