The Littlest Hobo

That's hardly going to cause it Nate. I might as well play half way up the stairs by Kermit's little nephew Robin.

 

Wetherspoons are kentucky fried pubs. Souless places that serve **** beer and god awful food to cumts that too drunk and too stupid to know they are dead.

 

SLF often works for me mate.

 

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I like KFC & most Wetherspoons are full of half dead alcoholic old men taxi drivers but £2.99 for a breakfast simply screams value .

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The police came to my door there Aldo. I managed to bribe them with an old vinyl recording of the Michael Nyman Band. It takes all sorts eh?

Fortunately they didn't suss that the pensioner is now dancing round the back garden with a chicken and a picture of Mickey Rourke from Angelheart stapled to it's chest.

 

Gambol's next once I finish the next bottle I'm heading out with a hacksaw, but then again I might just go to bed instead.

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I'd rather pay a fiver and get a breakfast that is edible.

 

That Is rather freaky Mo.

 

Thnx m8; itz gud wen we put diffrences asyd n cum 2gethr lyk this

I watched the World's 3rd or 4th Best Tennis Player lose then didn't do much, then I slept until 1pm on Saturday before getting up and going for coffee and some cake.

Then i played GTA V whilst the missus cooked what was a rather bold attempt at something she called 'dinner'.

Then i went to bed and got up in time to watch The Notorious ride out some punches and takedowns from American Midget Wrestling Sensation Chad Mendes, before getting up aff the deck and knocking his wee 4'3" arse out.

Now i'm at work.

 

Woke up with a really sore head. There's some old guy lying on my back lawn strewn in feathers. I have the fear and need to find a priest.

 

Not sure being sexually abused is going to make you feel better, buddy.

 

It certainly didn't do much for the chicken's well being by the sounds of it

 

I woke up in my room with a hangover.

It's not been decorated since the 50s.

 

Then I watched a DVD for 2 hours.

It did not move an inch.

 

Anyone know a natural remedy for constipation? I'm cooking a loaf this morning.

 

Five questions:

Last gig you attended? Fleetwood Mac at the O2 - rated 9/10
Last book you read? Hanns and Rudolf - rated 6/10
Last film you watched at the cinema? Jurassic World - rated 3/10
Last football stadium you visited? The Valley
Last celebrity you met? Danny John Jules

 

Prunes...?

 

Last gig you attended? Rolling Stones
Last book you read? Missing 411
Last film you watched at the cinema? Mad Max
Last football stadium you visited? Zayed Sports City Stadium, Abu Dhabi
Last celebrity you met? Teddy Sheringham

 

I may have to give them a go.

I don't want any over-the-counter meds; I'm already pilled-up for the day.