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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    <laugh> Very good SD, i'll have some of what your having please!<nahnah>:)
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Once upon a time there was a :emoticon-0170-ninjawith an :afro:. He was very :emoticon-0165-muscl and :emoticon-0115-inlov with a <diva>. They had a :emoticon-0182-poolp with :emoticon-0163-pizza , :emoticon-0167-beer: and :emoticon-0166-cake:. Everyone was invited to the <party>to :emoticon-0169-dance but the :police: showed up and shut it down, <doh>.
    Hollywood wanted to make a :emoticon-0160-movie but some :emoticon-0172-mooni:bandit: stole the tape and sold it to the :emoticon-0130-devil

    What happened next???
     
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    Decipher that last one then mate <laugh>
     
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    Ok, will hav a go..

    Once upon a time there was a stick man with a huge Afro. He was very big and in love with a party girl. They had a little girl with pizza , beer and birthday cake. Everyone was invited to the rave" to dance but the feds showed up and shut it down, slap head.
    Hollywood wanted to make a film but some ass bandit stole the tape and sold it to the devil!
     
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    Very close UTR's.
    It was ninja with an afro, he was very strong and fell in love with a diva. They had a pool party with pizza, beer and cake. Everyone was invited to the party to dance but the cops shut it down, doh.
    The rest you got spot on, even the arse bandit bit <laugh>
     
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  7. San Diego

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    Name a feathered bird
     
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    Big Bird

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    No, sorry. I was thinking of the Lesser Spotted Grebe.

     
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    I couldn't even watch that whole eranu video, I'm laughing so much my belly hurts whilst I'm typing this. I got to 2:09 and had to push pause.
     
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    As with Ali G, the clueless celeb doesn't get it
     
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    ****in' hilarious
     
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    Used to love that wind up show Ball of Steel.

    Anyway very funny stuff...

     
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    True or false...

    In order for Jeremy Clarkson to be comfortable in a Mini he has to have the drivers seat removed. He then controls the car from the back whilst wearing a pair of platforms that he bought at Alvin Stardusts' last yard sale??
     
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    From the same show, Bunny boiler... So funny and one bloke drinks his beer up before leaving<laugh>



    This is the sort of sh*t that would happen to me with my luck<steam>
     
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    Very true!
     
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    Winner!!

     
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    Likes for all my co-authors in the 4 word story thread.
     
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