Kiwi, please have the decency to tell us which porn site you got the virus from just in case I happen to come across it? (Yes, I know, I'm so funny, NOT!)
There is quite a few websites where you can meet up with bored housewife's on a "you haven't seen me, right!" tip, apparently...
I know you should meet mrs Batley at number 52, old mans away in the army, not much to look at but boy is she dirty