Off Topic The 'Like' Brothel

I like these threads. As a token gesture and being a newbie in this like brothel I have liked the last four pages.

 

This is not a like song but I like it...

 

liked all

 

A class was given a homework assignment to find out something
exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little
boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class. He
picked up a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard
and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.
"It's a 'period'," he replied.
"I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about a 'period'?"
"Darned if I know," said the boy,
"but yesterday my sister was missing one,
Mom fainted,
Dad had a heart attack
and the boy next door joined the Navy."

 

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees £10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "8 lamb chops, please."
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop.
He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus-stop.
The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at
the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the
scenery. After a while he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, and then the butcher follows him off.
The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He barks repeatedly.. No answer.
He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door. He does this again & again.
No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, barks repeatedly at a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door.
Eventually, a small guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.
The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell areyou doing? This dog's a genius!" The owner responds,
"Genius, my a**e. It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"

 

The Irish divorce.
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law , Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife , Mary, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Mary would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy, I told you there must be a simple explanation ..... ... She never got your e-mail!"

 

Good evening everyone

 

If you're on the last 3 pages you have been like

 

Bump.
Just for Chaos and Klipperty.....

 

Be careful lads there are some reet filthy like whores around....

 

And me

 

Liked!

 

As this seems to be a thread for Albert and kiwi, perhaps it should be renamed 'Distractions to being relegated to Division Three' ?

 

Good evening

 

Long time no like Ristac!
Hoe goes it?


Ps- like.

 

Fishing for likes mate... Dear me....

 

What sort of lowlife would do such a thing, eh?