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  1. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    We had a power cut at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad
    & my new surround sound music system and ham radio were all shut down.
    Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat
    and to top it off it was a heatwaveoutside, so I couldn't play Bowls
    ...............
    I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then
    I remembered that this also needs power,
    so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.





    She seems like a nice person.
     
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  4. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    all liked
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Amazing how your values change as you age!

    I LOVE THIS WOMAN
    An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
    holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
    A gentleman approached her and said,
    "Pardon me, madam..
    I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
    is blowing up in this high wind?"
    "Yes, I know," said the lady.
    "I need both my hands
    to hold onto this hat."
    "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
    and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
    The woman looked down, then back up at the man
    and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
    I just bought this hat yesterday!"
     
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  6. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    likedy doo dah
     
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  7. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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  8. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    caught up with my liking
     
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  9. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    Likety like
     
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    There was a vampire named Mable
    Whose periods were very unstable
    By the light of the moon
    She whipped out a spoon
    And drank herself under the table
     
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    Good Afternoon fellow Likers.
     
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    Liked as many as possible <ok>
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Any likes going around guys?

    (Likes dished out as per)
     
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  14. PattyNchips2

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    of course.
     
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    More Monday Liking <cool>
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Tuesday liking
     
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    .T. IS FOR TOOSDEE
     
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