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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 27, 2014.

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  1. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    cos I like it like this
     
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    and like that
     
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    but mostly like this
     
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    Im bored can you tell?
     
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    we should beat QPR at home today.
    but I am bricking it tbh.
     
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    KO is in 10 mins
     
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    18th post today
     
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    c'mon Steve Bruce.. get some magical power out of your wonky nose
     
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    todays like song

     
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    Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out shopping.

    Simply dropping into a local supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naïve enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends!

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of eastern European origin come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.

    They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Tesco.

    You agree and they both get in the back seat.

    On the way there, they start undressing, until both are completely naked.

    Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

    I've had my wallet stolen on January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on February 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th and twice yesterday.

    So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.

    The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

    P.S. I have cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but LIDL wallets are £1.75 and look better !!
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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