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  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Hello again kiwiqpr, you're weird.
     
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    A bloke from Yorkshire goes to a jewellers. He says..... "can tha mek a gold statue o mi dog" ?

    Jeweller replies......"Aye cocka I reckon I can, dus tha wannit eighteen carat?"

    Bloke replies " na ya datf get, I wannit chowing a bone !!!"
     
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    My wife got a ladder in her tights

    Best shoplifter ever
     
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    I've just come back from the national housebuilding championships.

    I made it through to the semis
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

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    morning
     
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    Told my mate who happens to be a doctor, I was having trouble in the bedroom?

    So he gave me some Viagra - I can't see how that's going to help me put up 2 IKEA wardrobes!!
     
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    During labour, the nurse came up to Paddy and his wife and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?"

    Paddy said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name.
     
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    I just found out I'm colour blind

    The news came completely out of the green !
     
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    Someone threw fabric conditioner at me in Tesco.

    Didn't see the label but must have been Lenor. It was too close for Comfort
     
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    Going to a fancy dress party, what you think of my costume ?
     
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