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    Paddy goes in to a pub and asks for a pint.

    The barman says Whitbread.

    He says yes please 2 slices
     
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    I wasn't born.
     
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    If there's one rule I've insisted on with the wife is that she's never allowed to look inside my safe but being a typical woman she couldn't obey a simple instruction and yesterday she came storming up to me and said "I've just seen inside your safe and you have got some explaining to do! There was £10,000 in cash and three eggs in there, what on earth have you been doing?!"

    I said "Well, I've got a confession to make. Since we've been married I've been unfaithful to you and each time I've slept with someone else I've put an egg in the safe"

    She thought for a while and to my surprise said "Well, I suppose after 30 years of marriage three eggs isn't so bad but where did you get the ten grand from?"

    I said "Well, when I get enough eggs I sell them down the farmers market for a pound a dozen"
     
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    I said to the Missus I've got a Problem.
    She replied "No Babe We have a Problem.
    We are a couple, we're a Unit"...
    Your problem is my problem.
    We are in this together
    "Over whelmed with relief,
    I said.... "Well it's hardly worth mentioning now"
    but She was insistent on knowing,
    "Darling please what is the problem??....."
    " WE'VE got your sister pregnant.
     
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    ‘Like’ brothel?

    Terrible skewing of the post to like ratio

    This Kiwiqop guy is the Man City of Not606

    ruining Likeball
     
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    Apparently London Mayor Sadiq Khan gets two turds sent to him through the post each week! What I'd like to know is who sends the other one?
     
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    not doing bad yourself
    you the b team
     
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    should have seen my rep points
     
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    if it wasn’t for your Likes washing I think I would have won a few Like titles by now tbh
     
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    you’re such a slag
     
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    more of a like whore really
     
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: like better than rep, tag me up ladies, filthy like whores, I like a good like, like a rolling stone, kiwi was here, spank this like whore!, no f'ker likes kiwi's, kiwis watching you lot, LIKE KIWI

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