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    Welshie

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    Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine.
    He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice.
    After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore.
    She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy.
    The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
    "It's Frank. The midget."
     
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    If two vegans have an argument is it beef?

    No

    Its a quornfrontation.
     
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    I spent £96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein.

    It was the grater of two evils.
     
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    Although my mum is from Arran, my dad from Kashmir, my maternal grandparents from Jersey and my paternal grandparents from Cardigan, we are still a close-knit family.
     
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    <doh>


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