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    A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit lonely, he thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
    He looked in a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Eroveronique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
    She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!
    He copied the phone number and returned to his hotelm when back in the room he figures, what the heck, give her a call.
    'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.
    'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
    I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.
    Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
    We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'
    She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.
     
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    Just got back from the hospital.

    They reckon I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

    But at the moment it's hard to say.
     
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