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    A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?"
    "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist.
    "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."
     
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    A linguist dies
    At the funeral, a fellow academic asks his wife, “do you mind if I say a word?”
    She nods.
    He stands and says “Plethora”, and immediately sits back down.
    She says, tearfully, “thank you, that means a lot.”
     
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    Don't let them take the temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket, because it erases your memory.

    I went for a bottle of milk and a loaf, and came home with a case of lager and a bottle of wine....
     
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    Fancy playing hide and seek all day and getting paid for it?

    Become a member of staff at B&Q!
     
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    Apparently Black Country women have broader accents than the men.

    It seems the female of the species is more Dudley than the male...
     
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    My mate was seeing two women at the same time.

    One named Keeley the other called Lorraine. Lorraine gave him the elbow.

    The next day, you could hear him singing, “I can see Keeley now Lorraine has gone”.
     
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    I don't understand why so many people major in English Literature.

    I mean there's only so many ways to ask, "Do you want fries with that?"
     
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    Even after all these years I still find it hard to believe that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting.
     
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    I've just heard that a guy has collapsed on the London Eye today.

    Paramedics on the scene say he's coming around slowly.
     
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