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    So I went to the shops today. Not Impressed!

    Boots had no Boots, Selfridges had no Fridges, No Curry in Currys and Virgin Mega Store was a massive dissapointment!
     
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    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat down next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” “What a coincidence,” the farmer says, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.” “This is a special day for me too, I’m also celebrating!” says the woman. “What a coincidence” says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I’m pregnant!” “What a coincidence…I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.” said the farmer. “That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?” “I used a different cock,” he replied.
    The woman smiled and said, “WHAT A COINCIDENCE!”
     
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    Hope he captures her smile.......

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    I’m starting a protest tomorrow. "Fat Lives Matter". Meeting at McDonald’s at 10 then KFC at 11 then onwards to Greggs at 12
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: like better than rep, tag me up ladies, filthy like whores, I like a good like, like a rolling stone, kiwi was here, spank this like whore!, no f'ker likes kiwi's, kiwis watching you lot, LIKE KIWI

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