Off Topic The 'Like' Brothel

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My wife said that nothing rhymes with orange, and I said, ..........................................................No it doesn't.

 

Einstein finally finished his theory of relativity... It’s about time!

 

What can coronavirus do that the United States government can’t?

Stop school shootings.

 

Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the Peekaboo virus.

Doctors are sending anyone with peekaboo straight to ICU.

 

One time I debated a flat earthier.

He got so mad that he stormed off saying that he would walk to the edge of the earth just to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around eventually

 

I j‌‌ust d‌‌iscovered t‌‌hat t‌‌he w‌‌ord “‌‌nothing” i‌‌s a‌‌ p‌‌alindrome…

Backwards i‌‌t s‌‌pells “‌‌gnihton”, w‌‌hich a‌‌lso m‌‌eans n‌‌othing.

 

A fortune teller told me I’d suffer awful heart break in 12 years.

To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.

 

I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing

It would definitely spice up my autobiography.

 

My professor accused me of plagiarizing

His words, not mine.

 

I recently swapped all the labels on my wife’s spice rack, she hasn’t noticed yet

But the thyme is cumin.

 

This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially sucks for men.

We’re losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing.

 

I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

 

I guess China finally got what they wanted

They managed to coronise the world.