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    I was going to change my name by deed poll to Procrastination but I never got round to it.
     
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    In a competition to find the least ambitious person I reckon I’m nailed on for second place
     
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    Saw this sign in a local churchyard. I thought to myself....... (1) I didn't know Adders could read........and (2) I didn't know they kept Dogs........

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    A soldier who was renting a house from me has done a runner owing me six months rent.

    He told me he was a General but I’ve since discovered he’s a Left Tenant.
     
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    I was sat on the edge of my bed last night pulling my boxers off, and the wife said to me;


    "You spoil those bloody dogs"
     
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    Did you hear about the two gay ghosts?

    Kept putting the willies up each other....
     
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