A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Bob, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Bob had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. Bob,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Bob is dead!'
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Banking crisis - a word of caution!!!!
If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year only two banks will be left operational ....
the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!
And before you know it, these two will merge, and the whole place will be full of blo*dy w*****s.