The lets laugh at

Thanks for proof-reading that for me, Bods.


Correction made.

Now that I have removed the "n" from "many" you ought to be able to understand what I wrote, yeah?

 

So, why were you trying to wum Spurs fans at the possibility of us losing him?

 

Still don't understand, if Chelsea sign Crouch you may see your cock?
So you cannot see your cock now? Because of a Crouch-less Chelsea?

 

Wow!

You're getting really good at this, Bods!

Quite right, though. I forgot to add the word "never."

It should all make sense now.

 

I'm not. I'm laughing at the Chavs for wanting to buy him from you. Try reading the comment and the title of the thread mate.

 

Where's the wum-value in that ffs!

 

Chelsea being linked with Peter Crouch and Edin Dzeko this morning ... Dzeko has always ben a good finisher ... that might work ...Crouch? oh dear

 

Jonny Winterburn: Carrol and Crouch? Really? Players who can't even get into the first XI of their terribly performing clubs? Is Morata's ego so big we need to buy these players so he doesn't feel threatened?! Somebody help us. Please!

(Tweet to BBC Football, today, from a distraught Chav)

 

He's right though.
We are we persisting with these pathetic targets.
I would play ANY of our youth team forwards ahead of buying Peter Crouch or Andy carroll.

Carroll is always injured, and Crouch has always been ****.
I wouldn't have had Crouch at Chelsea in his prime, let alone as a washed up 36 year old.

 

I know, mate.

But that, unfortunately, is the level you have now sunk to.

I bet you love Conte, yeah?

 

... that's down to your muffin top, lardy ... nowt to do with footie

 

jonny boy: Chelsea after Crouch? he's 36, slow and past it. If Chelsea want to make a ridiculous signing, isn't Usain Bolt trying to get in to football..?

(Tweet to BBC Football, today)


Seems like everyone is rag-dolling Chelsea, today!

 

There's only one reason they're doing that...


Morata

 

Morata

 

I do think this Crouch yon chelsea rumour is probably the most hilarious transfer rumour ever

 

**** off!

I would prefer Crouch to Carroll though, at least if you sign Crouch you are getting a player in return for the cash.
Signing Carroll would be like signing no one, since he never plays and is always injured.

 

Crouch
Carroll



Morata

 

Both are bad, but Crouch is hilarious. What’s happened to your transfer policy? As long as you keep away from Vards eh

 

Kane and Vardy are the only two English strikers I would want anywhere near our first XI.

Kane wont leave Spurs and would cost a fortune, nor would Spurs sell.
Vardy would be who I would be going for to be honest.

 

And will end up with Crouch