The Leicester/Hull Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Leicester City' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. originallambrettaman

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    Indeed, it's obviously nonsense, but it can be quite entertaining.

    If I didn't read it, I wouldn't know that Maradona is about to replace McCarthy as Wolves manager and Michael Owen was keen on a move to Crawley Town, as they have an all weather race track near the training ground for his horses. :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Couldn't resist it - just been on it myself - nothing more to add about us but apparently Hull City are rumoured to be interested in, and willing to offer a very lucrative contract to:

    James Richard Bullard (born 23 October 1978)

    ... is he any good?
     
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  3. The FRENCH TICKLER

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    Quality especially with alcohol and white powder. Big draw back are his dodgy knees. Very good at finger pointing.
     
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    OLM - think you misread part of it. It's actually Madonna and not Maradonna who will be replacing 'Big Mick' - it's all part of a new partnership initiative being piloted by the Wolves Board to help the Molineux stadium development. Madonna will be donating part of the proceeds from her forthcoming single release, 'Don't Cry For Mick Wolverhampton' to the stadium fund.
     
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    Sorry, my mistake. In that case, I just hope she's better at football management than she is at film production.
     
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  6. Lesta Gangsta

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    To be fair, I'd have Lewis back. At least he's better that Stewart.
     
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  7. Theo

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    Paul Stewart?
     
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  8. originallambrettaman

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    Isn't it embarrassing when you try to take the piss, but get your words wrong? <laugh>
     
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  9. TONY_WARNERS_FACE.

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    Yes.
     
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    Better than the prospect of weekend Sherry Trifle overload?
     
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    Jimmy's knees often resembled jelly.
     
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  12. Lesta Gangsta

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    I'll clarify.

    This guy

    Is better than this guy.
     
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    He isn't fit to lace Cam's boots.
     
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  14. Kempton

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    Proud ? Are you ?
     
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  15. PLT

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    Good banter that :|
     
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  16. Lesta Gangsta

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    You know it's true.
     
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  17. PLT

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    I'll try one:

    This guy

    is better than

    This guy

    Ahh wait, this won't work because Leicester is the only place in the UK where Heskey isn't a joke <laugh>

    Teach me everything you know.
     
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  18. Lesta Gangsta

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    People who understand football rate Heskey. I know Forest fans who stuck up for him when all the idiots were on his back when he played for England.

    How many players have Hull sold for £11m?
     
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  19. Proud Fox

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    Emile Heskey has scored 117 goals in the prem

    He must be ****
     
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  20. PLT

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    In all honesty I do rate Heskey, but I couldn't be bothered to think of a joke player like Junior Lewis (or at least, one that would make sense to both sets of fans) so I just went down this route.

    As I said, you need to teach me all you know.
     
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