Jesus and the disciples go to the restaurant. He says "Its my last supper, have you got a table for 26 please?" "but there's only 13 of you" "yes, but we all want to sit on one side of the table."
Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples. "Thirteen glasses of water please," Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others.
Ehab 'Dad - why is your back half the length of mine or Marco's? Assem 'Because I've been carrying you for 42 years you dopey ****er'
Allam snr. oh my god why didn't I sell up last year. Allam jnr. It's ok dad iv'e been through the numbers, we get 50 million this year and when we get promoted another 100 million don't worry we're going to be rich. Marco. thank **** I am out of this circus.
AA to MS : All the furniture you see is rattan. EA: Its not that bad. AA: I didn't say rotten, you dozy ****
Marco: let me explain Gentlemen. So, if my phone nows passes the ball to my mustard, my mustard is offside...
Ok that's settled dad, he's going. That means I'm in charge of player recruitment then. So we desperately need a goalie
