Funny motor insurance claims "I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight" "The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again" "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment." "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way" "A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face" "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car" "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished." "I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows." "Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have." "I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it." "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him." "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian." "My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle." "I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull." "I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him." "The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him." "I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car." "The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth." "I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before." "When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car." "No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert." "The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him."
Did you know the words listen and silent use the same letters. Did you also know race car spelt backwards is race car. Also eat. If you put the first letter last it becomes past tense..ate. But finally. If you take the term illegal immigrants. Mix the letters up and add a few more you get. **** off home you smelly camel shagging bomb making resource sapping kiddy smuggling flip flop wearing ****s. And take your hairy bearded ugly ****ing wife with you. English language can be ****ing weird at times.
Did you know the words listen and silent use the same letters. Did you also know race car spelt backwards is race car. Also eat. If you put the first letter last it becomes past tense..ate. But finally. If you take the term illegal immigrants. Mix the letters up and add a few more you get. **** off home you smelly camel shagging bomb making resource sapping kiddy smuggling flip flop wearing ****s. And take your hairy bearded ugly ****ing wife with you. English language can be ****ing weird at times.
