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  1. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Congrats.

    I need a poo again.
     
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  2. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    It feels like its going to be an enjoyable one.
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

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    Bloody missed it again..<grr>
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Left it for ages for you...then the young;un came on and stole ya thunder.
     
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  5. To slow
     
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  6. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    What I get up to in the privacy of my own bathroom is none of your concern. :p

    It was a multiple wiper.
     
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  7. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Its left its mark on the bowl.
     
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  9. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Just reading the news on BBC & came across this.
    FFS is it just me or would they be better off just feeding their children. <doh>
    It might also stop all the lefties from begging me at every train station out there to give to the hungry in Africa?
    Sorry but its quiet at work today.

    Africa's journey to space begins on the ground
    By Meredith Baker, BBC News.

    As the US space programme loses momentum with the retirement of the space shuttle, those of Ghana and Nigeria are just taking off.

    Though neither country has yet launched people into orbit, both are utilising the technology they have developed from their space agencies to help people on the ground. Nigeria founded its National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA) in 1999 with the intent of using and developing space technology that would translate into socio-economic benefits for the population at large. It launched its first satellite in 2003.

    The country has made great strides in satellite technology in the past decade with the establishment of NigComSat, an independent company charged with managing the commercial and business operations of communication satellites. With the help of the Chinese, NigComSat launched NigComSat-1R in December 2011. It is a hybrid geostationary satellite with a 15-year lifespan that has provided improved and cost-effective wireless and internet coverage for Nigerians. Not only has NigComSat-1R expanded opportunities for broadcast companies, but the government of Nigeria estimates that $10m (£6.5m) can be made from direct-to-home TV initiatives made possible by the satellite. NigeriaSat-2 and NigeriaSat-X, launched in August 2011 from the Dnepr rocket in Russia, provide high-resolution and medium-resolution satellite images that allow Nigeria to tap into a whole new set of commercial opportunities.

    Nigerian needs UK-based Surrey Satellite Technology (SSTL) built NigeriaSat-2 while Nigerian engineers looked on, and then they built NigeriaSat-X under the supervision of SSTL. "Nigeria has been the best example of SSTL's training programme," says SSTL's head of earth observation and science, Luis Gomes. "The country has a long and well-defined road map of its space programme and embodies the vision to use space technology for the benefit of the Nigerian people both by providing information to help manage the country and by providing a focus for the training of engineers and scientists." Mr Gomes says NASRDA wanted to ensure both satellites were designed with the needs of the Nigerian people in mind - to monitor food production, deforestation and natural disasters, and map remote areas.

    Ghana is not far behind Nigeria in Africa's space race. In May, the country launched the Ghana Space Science and Technology Centre (GSSTC) to plan programmes in space science and technology that directly relate to the development of the country. Much like Nigeria, Ghana wants to use its space centre to look at natural-resource management, weather forecasting, agriculture and national security. Though the centre currently has only 10 employees, GSSTC hopes to build its human capacity by partnering with the Space Generation Advisory Council branch in Ghana (SGAC-Ghana), which seeks to engage university students and young professionals in collaborations related to space exploration and its applications.

    SGAC-Ghana's Michael Afful says: "We have already embarked on outreach programmes in various secondary and tertiary schools, tours to interesting scientific sites, and we have also created interesting competitions to spark the minds of young space enthusiasts." Ghana is reinforcing the work of SGAC and the Space Science and Technology Centre by offering scholarships in maths and science and free laptops to students and teachers. Out of 53 participating countries, Ghana has been elected to chair the Commission on Science and Technology for Sustainable Development in the South (Comsats). And with its new role, the country has promised to set aside 1% of its gross domestic product to support research in science and technology and continue joint efforts in space exploration with South Africa and other Comsats countries.
    As Nigeria continues to capitalise on its current satellite technology and Ghana begins to tap into its potential, the sky appears to be the limit for these two West African space programmes.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18739694
     
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  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Facking early, again. Curse you, alarm clock, you merciless bastard!!
     
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  11. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    You could always delete it
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Aye, makes you think like.

    Plenty of starving people in Africa yet the bastards that run these countries are all big fat twats dining on the finest food.
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

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    I would like to know how some people assume that people who ask for charitable donations at railway stations are "lefties"...
     
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  14. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Because the ones I've met hold the bucket with it. Now if they used their right one correctly I might just oblige.
     
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  15. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Ahhh..That explains everything so clearly...<laugh>
     
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  16. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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  17. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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  18. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Its that time of day. :)
     
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