That's right you can all have a bit of shore leave but you have to come back. If you don't, one day you'll wake up to me standing in your bedroom in a pink dress and a hockey mask holding the severed head of Bazray in one hand and the mutilated arm of MFG in the other whilst singing You'll Never Walk Alone in a strange sinister tone.
You're all deviants! That was supposed to make you scared but oh no! You lot want a big Welshman in a pink dress in your room. Now I'm scared!
That would make sense that the Southerners call the Northerners Yankee then! Southerners all think that they are Scotch[sic]-Irish. Ask any white (and frequently non-white) Southerner where their ancestors came from and they will say they are "Scotch"-Irish. They all have a story of one ancestor way back when who came from Ireland or Scotland... and no matter if every other relative of theirs came from England, Germany, France, wherever... they will still tell you they are "Scotch"-Irish- even though 50% couldn't name one city in either country- and had never visited either country... and if they do know a city in either country they will mispronounce it horrendously! Seriously... how difficult is it to say "Glasgow?" I can't count how many people who, when they hear my accent and ask where I'm from, and I tell them I'm English they say "Oh really? I'm Scottish"- so I'll ask when they moved from Scotland and they will tell me... "No, I was born in America, my great grandmother told me that one of her ancestors came from Scotland though... so I'm Scotch-Irish". Stupid Americans... they think having Scottish or Irish ancestors is something to be proud of... Southerners are also never just "Irish" or "Scottish"- if they think they had an ancestor from either country (even if they know of no ancestor but have a red headed relative they consider themselves Scotch-Irish)... never just Irish or Scottish... but always Scotch-Irish, because you can't be one without the other apparently. I've had a Hispanic guy tell me he was "Scotch Irish" once too! Well... you are being watched. They do know what you're doing and they are out to get you... but they made me promise not to tell you who "they" are... so keep looking over your shoulder. I like the shirt you're wearing today by the way! Maybe Bluff is dribs. When Bluff is drunk he posts as dribs... when sober posts as Bluff. He forgot to sign in as Bluff this time (
Wouldn't worry too much about that, Sisu. Everyone knows that all cracking birds are shape-shifting lizards. #closecall
