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THE Language Of Sunday Football...

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by johnnywarksmoustache, Nov 1, 2013.

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  1. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Like it Hampy... Worth some REP!
     
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  2. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

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    "It's Direct!"

    Oi, goalie - stop reading that newspaper, he might take a shot with this free kick ya know!

    "It's Indirect!"

    Don't worry, this free kick is of absolutely no danger to us whatsoever, we can all go and grab a pint while we're waiting.
     
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    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner, Nov 1, 2013
  3. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    My favourite from the list just has to be the classic "Dont fook about with it there!" meaning "You are no good as a footballer so dont try and be one, just get rid of the Fooking thing as quickly as you can!" <laugh> <ok>
     
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  4. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

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    [video=youtube;c_D8-3OKyM0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_D8-3OKyM0[/video]
     
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    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner, Nov 1, 2013
  5. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

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    This video illustrates nicely: "My grandma could've scored that, and she's been dead 10 years!"

    [video=youtube;VFOX_wVg2A4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFOX_wVg2A4[/video]
     
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    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner, Nov 1, 2013
  6. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    All i'm saying at least the slimming world meetings are doing wonders for JWM's figure!
     
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    Guru of Ipswich, Nov 1, 2013
  7. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Cheeky Bugger!

    I will be reffing on Sunday weather permitting and I will have a little chuckle every time I hear one of these phrases.
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Nov 1, 2013
  8. wellyblue

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    Rep for that! <laugh>
     
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    wellyblue, Nov 1, 2013
  9. San Diego

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    This was a fun read, good stuff lads <ok>
     
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