Update Just bonsai'd this chap properly for the 1st time, tied down the roots onto a flat dish to spread em flat for the next repot in about 2/3 year's. Also bent up the trunk with some softer wire. Dont this afternoon in the sunny window smoking a phat one. Was a delightfully chill thing to do.
I don't mind saying I'm watching Adam Frost on Gardener's World at this very minute. The combination of the range of botany on display, his fascinating tips, the wonderful wildlife, and the dulcet tone in his voice is quite hypnotic.