I’ve actually got a pair of red trainees. Not gunna put them on now incase I get a random smack in the gob when I’m out minding my own business. Conspiracy theorists are proper nuts. I’ve met a few in real life randomly and they don’t give a ****. They actually talk like Abe in real life. Always meet them on the train, too.
Turn everything off, sit in the dark and silence for 5 minutes and then repeat that to yourself out loud.
I may well be old bud, but I can remember stuff from forty plus years ago like it was yesterday. I still don't know what/who the **** you are on about, and assume this stuff with mad sounding people happened fairly recently! *sometimes don't know why I walked into a room mind.