If I had to stop myself at just one, it would be James Cordon... just one would do it for me, quick strike to the upper jaw catching and breaking the nose, straight to sleep, no long term harm done but lots of satisfaction. Smiffyyyyy, Smifffaaaaaay, Smiiffffaaaaay ....bang, sweet dreams you fat ****.
Gotta be Justin Bieber for me. Followed by Michael Gove. Twatting someone who'd give you a fight, mind, would have to be Lee Bowyer or Kevin Nolan. Sweeeet....
No idea. But that's rather the point, unless you're a bully who likes to pick on people you think you COULD knack. Love to pop one on Bowyer though...