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The JPF Presents - The Newcastle Board HALL OF FAME

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Nov 19, 2013.

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  1. Wisey's Hair

    Wisey's Hair Well-Known Member

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  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    As long as you didn't wet your pants.

    Rep.
     
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  3. Wisey's Hair

    Wisey's Hair Well-Known Member

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    Cheers bud. I have none to give back (apparently I havent repped many others recently).

    I did wet myself, but this is because of an unrelated bladder weakness.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Not to worry.




    About the rep anyway.
     
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  5. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I nominate Fred's weak bladder...
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Good shout and seconded. Its one of Smugs finest meltdowns. He literally turns on everyone in the end. Beats his Hull meltdowns hands down.
     
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  7. East Stand Heckler

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    The whole sexy poll is special
     
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    East Stand Heckler, Nov 21, 2013
  8. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to nominate the manufacturer of the " Mackem multi-fingered winter glove " to enable our unwashed bretheren to continue posting through the cold months when normally they have to p*ss on each other's hands before they put their collective heads together and end up with a wooden hut instead of a riposte which needs an expert in jibberish to decipher.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 21, 2013
  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Were you in two minds wether to say decipher or desiccate?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 21, 2013
  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    That was only my rough copy....<laugh>
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I third this it definitely needs to go in. Fantastic, nothing like a rant. I think the stuff about dictating which threads are sacred and not open to banter was actually my favourite bit though. WTF.

    I'd like to nominate Pjur Back Door Glide. Without this sex lube, Baldys initiation ceremony to join our weird group would have been more painful for everyone <ok>

    I can confirm that with me and Pards, there is no sucky sucky involved. Its a purely platonic relationship built on our love of sexy football.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 21, 2013
  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    And no lube?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 21, 2013
  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    As I say it is yet to get sexual with me and Pards. I am discounting the possibility in the future. If he wins something.
     
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  14. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    As much as the Villa rant is a classic, I think the England v the jormons thread is just as good and seems to cross over with the Villa thread.
    Smug really gets going on pages 2 and 3. Never thought I would admit to this, but in my current convalescence he has brought a little smile to my face at times.


    http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/238004-England-v-the-jormons
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    What are his tactics for Saturday, are we going for a win or is he playing for a draw?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 21, 2013
  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    It brings a whole new meaning to " Pardew's tactics suck ".
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Brilliant. <laugh> Attacking your own, saying the board is ****e. Couple of classics in there. More offering people a fight over the internet. Honesty I'll never understand why someone resorts to this. They're obviously soft as ****e if they do <laugh>
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Top secret AB. Me and jimiley have promised never to break confidence on game plans. (442, all out for win as always)
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 21, 2013
  19. Agent Bruce

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    I understand and appreciate your honesty in not breaking a confidence.
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    Pards has just pm'd me with the team and tactics so I'm going for a 3-1 win.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 21, 2013
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